The GOP: It's Off Da Hook, Dawg!

GOP head nigger Michael Steele promises PR blitz in 'hip-hop settings'  Token nigger and elephant turd Mike Steele, foo'! The Republican National Committee wants to be the laughing stock of politics. New GOP party chief and token nigger Michael Steele is promising an "off the hook" public relations blitz into "urban-suburban hip-hop settings" in hopes of wooing spics and niggers. Steele, the first nigger Republican boss, hopes to sign up Americans of all stripes - a point he underscored with an odd, politically incorrect jab. "We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets," he joked. (and faggots. Don't forget the faggots. Oh wait. You guys tried that already. Didn't work.) Not everyone was laughing, much less taking seriously the notion that a PR blitz is all that's needed to bring groids and crimmigrants into the increasingly white(?!) GOP tent. "He needs to deal with the substance of his party and its policies, which do not represent the interests of minorities," said race hustler and poverty pimp Al Sharpton.  "We missed the mark in the past, which is why we are in the crapper now," he said. "We need messengers to really capture that region - young, mestizo, nigger, a cross-section," he explained. "We want to convey that the modern-day GOP looks like the conservative party that stands on principles(?!). But we want to apply them to urban-suburban hip-hop settings." (By alienating the only people who still vote for you sorry fucks?) Now, as the newly elected RNC chair, Steele says he's planning a massive advertising outreach online, on TV and on the radio that will "surprise everyone." (Shock an' Awe, Y'all! The only "surprise" here is the depths to which whores will sink for a few dick sucking dollars) Let me see if I've got this right. The republi-can'ts have put in their own nigger and expect to take a "conservative" message to a demographic that routinely and consistently repudiates them at the polls year after year?  I can't speak for the "conservative" snake oil that this nigger is pushing, but, it's my understanding that one of the key tenets of conservatism is personal responsibility, a concept that most spics and niggers reject out of hand. They much prefer the comfortable victim status and coddling that the opposition party provides, at least in its rhetoric if not in actuality. Not that I really give a fuck, but this is the end of the Republican party. All that remains is to make the popcorn, grab a cola and watch this gang of treasonous scum spiral to the ground in flames. No one deserves such an inglorious ending more than these cunts.