Monday, August 24, 2009

Oy Vey! Smuggling kikejew: "I vaz holocausted in Brazil"

Jewel Smuggling kikejew has beanie slapped off head, beard cut by Brazilian customs authorities

This article is so poorly written by whatever kike wrote it that I'm just going to give it the all out Reichsmarshal treatment(some of it is so authentic in terms of broken English it will be difficult to tell what is my doing and which is the actual article).

Da vorld's smallest violin. Only a jew has da humanity to truly understand suffer-ink

Sao Paulo - An "Orthodox" kikejew aged 56, vas arrested on land-ink in Guarulhos International Airport vith jewels, diamonds and vatches undeclared denounces have-ink suffered humiliation in jail in Sao Paulo. Electrical Engineer, with American passport, he left for Germany on July 6 and said he vould visit friends in Sao Paulo. He vas arrested vhen he passed da landing.

Now he claims to be traumatized. Dis is not da vey.

"I vas very ill, vondering what da Germans did to za joos 60 years ago. And that is vhat they did to me now in Brazil" he said. "I vas holocausted all over again!"

The engineer spent three days detained at the Federal Police, in Guarulhos Airport and den vas transferred to a Provisional Detention Center (PDC) .Dis vas similar to fate of joos in Poland who vas transported from vun death camp to another, never knowing ven dis time dey vood be sent to oven. He says that in the town, after passing a screening, he vas the victim of religious intolerance. Dis vas like still fresh vounds from hollowcost having salt thrown on dem.

He says dat a jailer threw on the floor his yarmulke a small hat mandatory for all orthodox jew."He den began talk-ink vith a colleague who vas on da side, laugh-ink at me. Then they said 'Heil Hitler'. To me. A jew. Can you imagine? After survive-ink da hollacost? Every-vun should go to theater now to see 'Inglorious Basterds' to remember hollowco$t"

The engineer says that, after insulting him, the guards found in his luggage two religious objects, the tallit and tefillin, and threw on da floor of the accessories that are considered sacred.

But da vorst was yet to come.

The jailer asked me how long I had a beard. I said that since it had started to grow. He replied, then, that from dat day, I vill not have no beard.

The engineer says dey put him in a chair, handcuffed hands and feet. Den, his beard vas shaved completely. All da way off. Noth-ink left. To a jew dey did dis. Whoever saves von jewish life saves all life eternal. Ya. Dats vhat Shpiel-burg said in 'Schindler's List.'

- It is on our Torah, vhich is our bible,vhen ve are not reading sacred talmud, which is banned you destroy part of his beard. According to Kabbalah, the mystical part of judaism through the beard, we receive divine blessings explains the rabbi. And ven ve circumsize da young boyss, ve suck da blood from da penis. Some of dis blood gets stuck in beard, vich ve can den enjoy later on.

They also cut off the curls [Pies] he kept since birth, and symbolizing devotion to G_d.

In some camps, the humiliation they did with the Orthodox Jews vas to cut his beard and mock dem. I see this as an anti-Semitic act, an isolated act but an act of disrespect and humiliation to him says da rabbi.

I feel a great shame. I sit in my house without leav-ink for a year until my beard grow says the engineer. And I sit, and I vonder, who can I sue? How can ve profit from dis misfortune? My shame? No, not dat I vas smuggler and thief, but dat I vas anti-semited.

According to da Secretariat of Penitentiary Administration, da prisoners are treated in a standardized manner and have the beard and hair cut, just as da nat-zees did to joos. With respect to American, the Secretariat also explained that his beard vas very long, at the navel, like da ZZ Top, ya.

In a statement, the Secretariat reported that there vas no physical aggression, moral or psychological, but that will investigate the case properly, because da vord of a jew iss more important than even da truth.

It is a standard procedure, but that it contains exceptions. These agents have practiced some crimes, such as abuse of authority and certainly the crime of racism, and practice to encourage prejudice against religion, belief and ethnicity said the lawyer representing the engineer, Augusto de Arruda Botelho.

This is the same opinion of Judge Sergio Mazina Martins, human rights expert and president of the Brazilian Institute of Criminal Sciences (IBCCrim).

You vant to prevent the individual to have a certain beard, a certain hair, when in fact it makes him part of their culture and their own religious beliefs points.

Now released, the engineer uses fake beard. He hopes the court will decide whether to wait for the progress of the process in Germany, where he says live.

I want to go home. I hope they do not do this anymore to jews who want to keep his beard - he says. It iss like hollowso$t all over again. Ve must never forget.


Now for the best part: the comments. Though some have been excised for our purposes, none were tampered with. Kikes really are some piece of work. Here, they prove they are as loathsome as we say they are.

"We simply have had too many cases wherein people who dress as orthodox Jews commit crimes"

"we are all jews commenting on this website, why do we only have to talk about the negative side?this person was a victim of anti semitism"

"acc. to the gemoro 3 simanim etc. you are not mizera yisroel; you WANT a fellow jew to serve time in prison.. such ahavas yisroel.."

"dont steal. when you do. PLEASE, take off you kippa!!"

"yes he might of done a crime, but they did evil and shame on them. NATZI, shaim rishu'im yirkuv. nebach. from all the news i read here is that we are hedding alittle backwards in the world as a hole, we are hedding back to being the dogs of the world. nebach" (Shlomo knows the end game has already begun and time is running out.)

"Don’t you think it is a bit extreme to “reserve judgment” on such a blatant expression of anti-Semitism? "

"The issue is the anti-Semitism which is the norm in this world, and goes virtually unchecked."

"There are two issues; one is smuggling (which is NOT the issue here) and the other is the treatment of a Jew in a foreign prison."

...and dats da vey it goes...and goes...and goes...


  1. Big R,
    Will have to comment after I stop laughing.
    To funny
    muh money

  2. Cleveland, I know you drive all over the place in your truck, but to drive all the way to Brazil to slap the beanie off of a that's dedication brother!!! That's why you are the chief beanie slapper offer.

  3. hahahahahhaha! Such dedication Cleveland!

  4. Well thank you Brother for the future post when we take over,,,

    Yes put it around the world that if you need a good beanie slapping off your animal head Cleveland will do it.

    I am starting to deputise now. Down River Don has been showing excellent potential as a beanie slapper,,,,He is getting quite dedicated to it.. Just needs more practice.

    Should we send him to Gross Point or to Shaker Heights for practise?

  5. Don is a fine beanie slapping protege. There's a lot of kikjews who need their beanies slapped off, so practicing and gaining experience should be no problem. Ya. muh money!

  6. And for the record, I don't believe this kike actually had his beanie slapped off, or that the Brazilians said "Heil Hitler" to him. The unkempt beard may or may not have been sheered by his jailers, but in any event it doesn't constitute "persecution." He's a common criminal trying to squirm his way out of taking responsibility for what he did by misdirection and playing the poor holohoax victim. Filthy kike bastards. *ptooeey!!!*

  7. Don downriver here, thanks guys, fuck that kike, thieving kikes like bernie madoff, all those stealing housing loan kikes like aig,(secret kikes just robbing our economy blind) Just wish i could post my real feelings of what id want to do,(you already know) thanks guys, i know in the end we are the only hope of helping out race to survive, when we got the electric jew and the dirty greasy nigger againest us, wheres porchmoney when we need a funny comment, lol.

  8. Porchmonkey has been M.I.A. for a long time now. Where you at, Porchmonkey?